Saturday, April 25, 2009

Premise 1: I was running this afternoon
Premise 2: The weather this afternoon was extremely hot
Premise 3: To run in extremely hot weather is stupid
Premise 4: People stare at stupid people

Conclusion: The VJC people, who after finishing their open house today, came out of their school only to see me clutching my specs in one hand and my ipod in the other, running around the perimeter of their campus. They stared at me because they thought i was crazy.

Yeah, i actually failed philo.

You know that feeling you get when a really cute girl comes up to you and asks you for your number? And you're thinking "hot damn!" while cooly going "err, sure why not?"?

What? You don't? Okay, i see a few stray hands up there, theres jf, ligen, mikenem..... But the rest of you guys don't?

Well, neither do I, you guys gotta tell me how it feels!

Haha, just thought it up earlier today. Anyways, today was basically some much needed mugging at the library after slacking away friday night and sat morn. Contacts are awesome, they provide like a complete clear vision, unlike specs- when you look out of like the corners of your eyes, stuff is still blurry.

I'd like to think that it made me more attractive, i mean i turned quite a few heads! Sure, you could argue that those heads were mainly turned because I seemed to be walking around the various floors several times to find an empty spot, but err...okay, i don't have an argument.

And there was this rather skinny (as in more skinny than me even) chinaman about my age and his girlfriend staring conspicuously at me. What, you never seen a 16 year old guy with contact lenses, wearing a black shirt with a hoodie and white three quads, sitting on the floor while leaning against a sofa thingum grimacing while reading Gulliver's Travels and checking out the pretty hot girl not too far away? Okay, change the pretty hot girl to my reflection in the lift, and you get a pretty detailed picture of what was happening in the library.

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