Choices Choices

THERES A FLAW IN MY GHETTO WORKOUT.

I'm neglecting several important muscle groups which are absolutely instrumental to some of the more delicate connundrums that i will find myself experiencing in the near future.

*pushes up spectacles*

Guess it wont really be a STREET workout since I'm gonna have to use some gym equipment.

Man, I feel like I'm disappointing all my bros back in Compton.

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I don't know if any of you experienced the super heavy rain today, but i was walking on the streets and the killer wind just whacked all the rain into me.

Long story short, I checked and my hair was still surprisingly OK.

Its like it just decided,

"Okay Chen Wei, I know you've been having a rough time, what with people thinking that you aren't straight and the middle-aged malay uncle trying to get touchy-feely with you. Thus, i have decided to give you a break and not look completely gay."

Thank you.

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Hey bicep, you listening to this? Be more considerate.

Catching up

Man, light bboying and the ghetto workout just kill me.

But i did feel pretty good when i was doing the handstand pushups and the slightly plump indian kid walked out of the audi and went "OH WOW HOT DAMN HANDSTAND PUSHUPS".

That was the defining moment of my life.

...Wow I'm just so boring.

I'm trying to catch up with K-pop now, with all the new perfs and Heechul and Park Bom's singles (heard heechul's, bom's not yet), and finding all the new groups that debuted recently which i missed because of EOY mugging.



The song is semi-catchy and for some reason its just easy listening for me. Havent heard Secret though, apparently they're better.

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Ytd i had 2 photoshoots in 1 hour. I just felt so professional. Don't judge me.

So, we got back some results today, History was fine, SS was fine, nothing unexpected (for the better or worse). I didn't get my Lit back. Man.

Congrats to XY for grazing 3.6 for both his and ss.

For Mike, Fighting!

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Bboy Physicx is a vegetarian. Dude.

Let it out

BB's new jap single is just so nice. In the midst of all the Oh Yeahs and Bad Girls and Ring Ding Dongs, its nice to have a slow song. TOP and GD's rapping just fits in surprisingly well.

Starting to get a little emo after realising that there is only 1 week of Sec 4 life left. Add HMT O'Levels and its even more depressing.

No rest for the weary i guess, just have to struggle past this last stretch before I can collapse.

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HAOZHI I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT OF SEOHYUN.

No seriously.

Burnt

I know Yoona is prettier than Seohyun, but geez does the cameraman really have to take seohyun's parts and focus the cam on yoona instead? Sorry, just an angsty seomate here.

I guess i don't really enjoy perfs or mvs even that much because I need to conscientiously look out for Seohyun or Luna or Yesung because their close-ups are so rare.

Man.

Time to go comfort myself with the songs from KOREA'S GREATEST VOCALIST, a.k.a. Wheesung.

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Urrgh, shoulder scabing. Guess i strained it too much yesterday. Today i just went home after chinese and collapsed. Tired.

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Yay big bang :)

Taeyang ftw seriously, he's so talented. Also, buffness is a talent, yes haha.

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I got around to thinking recently, I'm already 16, but what have i actually accomplished? When i was younger, I always thought that i would've done so much more by the time i hit this age.

I'm just going to sink in, and see what i can find.

Bite that set.

I predict many arguments in the near future with my mom who is preserving her "come home as soon as possible" curfew, which isnt really a curfew anyway, cuz curfews are meant to LIMIT to a certain extent, but there isn't any extent right now, so whatever.

Gently caress, have to get my wrist re-accustomed to the strain, esp since I'm planning on getting at least 1 power down, so work work work!

I could blog about my life, but its pretty damned boring.

OH WAIT SEOHYUN VIDEO



follower by EPIC QUIZ FROM MIKE.

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?

Probably, you know...*weighs both ends*. Okay, I agree to a large extent after considering the factors of my shallowness and opposites-attractness

2. Smart?

Dayum. Yes please. But not a female National Science Champion, please. No really, I'm not kidding.

No, I do not want to define the terms.

3. Preferred age?

4...years difference max? I dunno, I'm fickle like that.

4. Preferred height?

PLAESE BE SHORTER THAN ME, at least a little. I have issues with my height. Time to go hang on the pullup bar again.

5. How about sense of humour?

A must. LAUGH AT MY JOKES, AND OCCASIONALLY AT ME.

6. How about piercings?

Piercings where? Unless I undergo a paradigm shift, the less the better. The ears are fine though.

7. Accepts you for who you are?

Who...am I?

I'm Spider-man, no doubt about it.

8. Pink hair?

Wait, what?

9. Mushy or no?

Wait...what?

STREEEEETS! (Left Mike's answer here, since I tend to go STREEEETS! as well)

Hey, I'll just give ghetto answers for questions that make me feel uncomfy.

10. Thin or fat?

This ain't a 24 hour pass, this is a ghetto pad.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin) ?

~You got money...and you know it~

12. Long hair or short hair?

I don't really care as long as it looks k.

13. Plastic or metal?

...Metal? Does not compute.

14. Smells good?

Who would want a partner that smells bad?

15. Smoker?

Hot damn no, QUIT IT.

16. Drinker?

Basketball is my favourite sport, I like to watch em dribble up an down the court.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?

No boys next door thank you very much. Girl next door? *thinks back to the He-wow incident*

Excuse me, I'm going off to cry.

18. Muscular?

That she can bench-press me?

Haha...yeeeea-HELL NO ARE YOU CRAZY.

19. Plays piano?

Not a must, but its pretty cool...*plays with fingers*

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

Sure, why not?

21. Plays violin?

Sure why not?

22. Sings very good?

Couldn't the last 4 questions be compressed? SURE, WHY NOT?

23. Vain?

Not to the extent of narcissistic (Park Gyuri thank you very much).

24. With glasses?

I guess i don't really care.

25. With braces?

Hey, i had braces too. Its all good.

26. Shy type?

Okay.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?

Okay.

28. Active or passive?

Can't I have my cake and eat it too?

29. Tight or bomb?

I don't understand this epic lingo.

30. Singer or dancer?

Fine with both.

31. Stunner?

Stunner? What?

32. Hipho

Yeah mike, i know it. A lil bit's fine, but not to the extent that she keeps calling me 'so Asian'. Man.

33. Earrings?

Dude, 75% of korean guy idols wear earrings.

No, I would not date a korean guy.

I should just say its fine. Dayum.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?

Don't count them in front of me! Man alive.

35. Dimples?

Its all good.

36. Bookworm?

Not to the extent that you have 5 volumes of crossword puzzle books.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

Love letter?

38. Playful?

Its k.

39. Flirt?

I be flyin.

40. Poem writer?

Don't overdo it. And please, no poems about killing people. Especially me.

41. Serious?

Not TOO serious.

42. Campus crush?

Wtf is this.

43. Painter?

Wait what?

44. Religious?

STREEEEETS!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

Just leave remnants of my ego intact, please.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

Errrrr.....*imagines her calling me over to show me her 5 level 80 WOW characters* Urrgh.

47. Speaks 20 languages?

As long as she don't do no bustin our languages with the quickness.

What?

Exactly.

48. Loyal or faithful?

The diff?

49. Good kisser?

Not so good that I can't match up tuh the competition and I be saddening.

50. Loves children?

Yes, but not some uber scary chick who runs after any infant she finds.

SEOHYUN HAS HELLO BABY EXPERIENCE!

Why do i feel like a loser after finishing the quiz.

Prolly cuz i demand too much.

Its like MP3

Wannabe Wannabe!

I'm 3/4 done with Tablo's part, so JON ED YOU BETTER DELIVER.

And today I went to bboy in the neighbourhood. No, i did not go from hood to hood to pick up ghetto workout routines from each hood.

Sigh, its pretty much like 3 people doing Tai Qi at the area while a lone guy keeps mill-failing over there.

I had music going on at first but when the Tai Qi people arrived then it was just i guy hopping around without music. Argh, weird.

I'm gonna need some inspiration.

Oh boy, Tae Yang's comeback was HOT.

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My progress seems to be stuck. Hate this feeling.

The next day

I feel really weird now that I'm not scrambling to mug during waking moment of the day.

Man, we sure spent a lotta time in the RI library, the Bishan library and outside the audi mugging.

Basketball is my favourite sport.


For some reason im still saikanging npcc shit. Wow, i guess my A2 really reflects on how even after the EOYS I'm doing this crap.

I guess its about time to re-enter this world.

If I can't get a decent powermove during the hols, I'll like go jump of a cliff, seriously.

HANDSTAND PUSHUPS, LETS DO IT REAL QUICK WARGH!



I can do a typewriter. When I took an old chair to do elevated pushups today, I just felt so ghetto.

STREEEEEEETS!

Only for the ghetto.

Done

For the people that still have exams on monday/tuesday, fighting!

BUT ITS OVER FOR ME YEAH.

Now its time to do the stuff i promised myself to do.

In no particular order

1. Learn choreo
2. Learn Wannabe and Lies rap
3. Bboy
4. Stop being antisocial

4 probably won't be accomplished, but err, whatever. Since I'm adding random stuff i can't accomplish.

5. Become King Leonidus

*awkward silence*

Well, Gerald Butler is pretty cool.

Anyone who wants to get together and learn some kpop choreo leave me a note!

Jon Ed, you wanna learn Wannabe rap also right? I'M DEFINITELY TAKING TABLO'S PARTS HAHAHAHA.

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Urggh HCL O'levels.

Urrgh current bboying skills.

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Today's humans prog briefing was awesome. Except that some seniors kept complaining that no girls were visiting their room when I visited with Bhargav and John. I'M SORRY I'M NOT A FEMALE, I CAN'T HELP IT.

TELM or HELM?

But the atmosphere is really super friendly, the teachers are hilarious, the students have a great sense of humour, the rooms look pretty cozy. HUMANS!

Man, how cool are we.

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Don't call me Aegro anymore.

So busted.

Air walk dangerous. I couldnt even do 0.00001 second of it against the wall before i crashed and burned.

Left heel is swollen now. Argh, cant walk properly, much less bboy on saturday. Guess I'll like do my ghetto workout while watching others break urrgh, sian.

Sigh, my breaking is gonna be terrible by the time i can get back to it.

BEAST is pretty nice.

YA I KNOW SEOHYUN DOESNT LIKE GUYS OKAY, STOP RUBBING IT IN.

...man.

No more

Was really scared for physics, then checked out an old video of seohyun playing the piano.

Gawsh, how much do I like this girl.

Feeling calm now, so I'll just end off here.

Seohyun fighting!

A word of advice

My sis was watching the SNSD MTV vids again, so i forgot about Provisional Government and Bolsheviks and Lenin and Trotsky and proceeded to watch it with her.

Then I did some handstand pushups.

A word of advice, don't do handstand pushups when you have a runny nose. Urrgh, feels weird.

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We really gotta go rocka rocka rocka after the EOYS.

Ring Ding Dong

I chose this over chocolate love mvs and showcases. Not much seohyun or luna in both the mvs, hmmph. Angry face.

Oh man, Jonghyun is so. damn. badass. now. Non-homosexual SHINee is back!

Darnit, still semi-ill. RECOVER NOW WARGH.

P.S. Fringe, are you there? Grow a little faster. Thanks.

Anticipation

Didn't anticipate myself coming back here. My god, my brain is screaming murder.

I need some You-Know Yunho from Heading to the Ground. COME ON GOESS ENG HARDSUBS PLEASE.

I feel like I'm barely prepared. Chiong SS and AQ which i have no idea how to do tomorrow. I think I'm gonna end up doing some chem tmr as well since my information bank is going flower picking on thursday. Argh.

Left 4 Dread.

I'll consider.

Fast

I didn't know that failing gets you respect up.

Not much time left for the EOYS. All I know is that trying to get cool hair involves almost failing hair check many times. I'M SORRY.

Urrgh, grow fringe, grow!

My life is average.

Today as a joke I had two extra credit questions on my test. One asking to name the sox player with the most homers for the guys and for the girls I asked them to name four miley cyrus songs. I just read a kid's test who wears full out ganster clothing and he listed four miley cyrus songs and below it he wrote me a simple message, "don't judge me". MLIA


I know I said I wouldn't post, but this stuff is just too awesome. Thank you Jon Ed and mylifeisaverage.com

EOY revision, fighting!

EDIT

I remembered JF wanted this pic. A screencap from Lachata MV.

Bonus

Bonus post because I finally received the pics from Nicholas (Dude, thanks for being the unofficial photographer haha) Kudos to JF who helped to take pictures of us jumping on each other during water rugby. Very nice.

No kpop here, you guys are big enough to go to www.allkpop.com to find your fanboying material haha.

Okay, maybe just 1...



*dies*

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Check out my semi-thug pose. Not one but TWO. If there are any girls out there reading this that would like to get to know any of the guys in the picutre (excluding the red one because he is inherently unsmooth and will ruin the relationship), drop me an email or a tag and I'll hook you guys up.

Service charge and taxes not included, batteries sold seperately, the company is not responsible for any heartbreak that takes place in the process blah blah blah.

The water rugby pictures which include us being half naked are held back due to Nicholas' muscles. If they are revealed here, the computer will explode in a fire of manliness.

HOLY SNAP WHY IS THERE A VIDEO OF ME GETTING TAUPOKED AND RAPED!? Good god.

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See you guys after the EOYS.

A different kind of victory

Luna!

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Its tough to describe it. I guess it was a victory, but..I just feel that it was a hollow one. Nevertheless, today's group bonding was fantastic. I was so into character that I had to spend 2 hours pulling myself out of it after we finished performing.

Thanks to Nick, Chester, Sup, Haozhi, Jon Ed, Jin Fu, Nigel, Clement, Bhargav, Mike for such a great production. We took the road less travelled and ran alongside each other on it. Kudos guys.

I exercised at Nigel's house with the swimming and the push-upping(or pushing ups?) and the tricep dipping, so I'm feeling pretty tired now.



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As for bboying, I realised that I've been spending a really long time on foundation, so I hope its going somewhere. I don't seem to be built for power lol, but I'll try nevertheless.

Nikes and inverts are dangerous. I mean, really.

Lazy to work on power, sigh, so I'm currently just trying to get stronger so I can hold freezes better.

I sound so hardworking, but I'm really too lazy, argh.

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Don't have the group photos with me now, but I'll be bugging Nicholas for it haha.



Me, Clement and Nigel. I wanted to take more pics with more people, BUT some people kept deleting the pics because they thought 'street poses' looked stupid. Lol. Sorry Clement! Too long never camwhore so my aim a little off. SORRY SORRY.

Geez, its really been a long time since I camwhored.

I guess this is it.

Hope you enjoyed being

in our world.

Aight. WE GOT IN MAN. So this post plus 1 more before I fly away on the wings of hiatus.

Arun was totally rockin the place with his ghetto street wear. Respect up man.

So, weight training or body weight training? Hmm.

Epic Planche workout thingum that I found online.


All the Pushups Below : x10reps slowly
Normal Elbows Out
Normal Elbows In
Finger Tip
Knuckle
Decline
Spider
Alligator
Clapping
Wide
Diamond
Side-To-Side
T Pushup
Weighted
Renegade Row
Pseudo
Explosive Staggered
Plyometric
Hindu
Divebomber
Superman
One Handed
Handstand
Diamond Handstand
Wide Handstand
Maltese
Tricep Dips x30

Abs
(x50 reps each variation slowly)
Normal Crunches
Knee Up Crunches
V-Ups
Bicycle Crunches
Left & Right Oblique Crunches
20 Dragon Flags

Biceps
Bicep Curls 3 sets of 5 reps

Lats
Dumbbell Rows 3 sets of 10 reps

Elbow Lever (Turtle Freeze) and Handstand Practice.

5 minute Splits Stretching. (Everyday)

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I don't know what the heck Dragon Flags are, but when I hear the word flag I automatically think of Physicx spinning around. Dragon Flag scary.

Its not like the rest of the workout is EASY. Good god, I can foresee myself dying before I even finish the pushup component. At least I know that if i can do this monstrous stuff I can almost definitely do a planche. I think.

Oh. Oh. So thats a Dragon Flag.



~Hello~

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AND THE AUTHOR SAID THAT REGULAR PUSHUPS ARE USELESS FOR THIS BEAST?

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Now HZ and Joned, LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME YURI ISN'T A SEXY BEAST.

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I know quite a few people wanted me and Mike to go try out for RS, and we were considering it, even to the last moment. Unfortunately, some injury stuff got in the way, so we didn't walk-in.

Really sorry to those who talked with us long and hard to try and convince us of the benefits of this. Esp. Bhargav who gave me a heart to heart talk about my personal...personality since the beginning of last year. Sorry, but it looks like this final step out of the cocoon is not going to happen yet.

I promise you guys that I'll burst out eventually though. Promise.


Signing off,
the teenager,
Chen Wei

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And for possibly the last time, I'm back.

Signing off,
the confused rebel,
Nicholas.