Saturday, October 31, 2009

Choices Choices

THERES A FLAW IN MY GHETTO WORKOUT.

I'm neglecting several important muscle groups which are absolutely instrumental to some of the more delicate connundrums that i will find myself experiencing in the near future.

*pushes up spectacles*

Guess it wont really be a STREET workout since I'm gonna have to use some gym equipment.

Man, I feel like I'm disappointing all my bros back in Compton.

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I don't know if any of you experienced the super heavy rain today, but i was walking on the streets and the killer wind just whacked all the rain into me.

Long story short, I checked and my hair was still surprisingly OK.

Its like it just decided,

"Okay Chen Wei, I know you've been having a rough time, what with people thinking that you aren't straight and the middle-aged malay uncle trying to get touchy-feely with you. Thus, i have decided to give you a break and not look completely gay."

Thank you.

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Hey bicep, you listening to this? Be more considerate.

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