How do you judge a man's intelligence? School results? Street smarts?

Well, there's one thing thats universal that indicates stupidity.

At royal sporting house, my dad was checking out some sport shirts or whatever, and i was just stoning around, looking at the expensive bballs, the poser bags and whatever. And so I sifted through the clothing part. Ya know when they have sales, they kinda toss everything into the holder thing? The one with the metal edges? And so, i was just sifting through.

And suddenly, I saw something. It wasnt a shirt! Neither was it short running shorts! My mind immediately jumped to the various possibilites, was it a new cutting edge technology designed for cutting down air resistance with a streamline body shape!?!!?

And so, after viewing the shape, and flipping it around such that i could uncover any secret components, i inspected it carefully.

And then, my sis walked over to me and asked "Why are you holding up a skirt?"

I froze. Literally. Then cue the laughing at me for the whole day argh. This just proves one thing. I'm not at all familiar with skirts.

Well, this is the time to put a sad smiley. Go ahead.

See ya guys.

Ccw

Guy who isnt familiar with skirts.