I have absolutely no idea who has been looking foward to this kind of post. This is a Temptation type post. Yeah, you guys remember it eh? The Magnum Ice-Cream? Without further ado, lets have it. The entire post is sarcastic, without any proof to backup my claims, and written by me lowering my IQ by 1 point. Muahahah.

THIS IS A SARCASTIC POST, AND SO IF YOU ARE OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT COME AND KILL ME, OR SEND ME MANY FLAME MAILS. ALSO, I APOLOGISE TO THE COMPANIES OF PIXAR, AND THE ENTIRE MOVIE INDUSTRY FOR BEING SUCH A SMARTASS. I DON'T KNOW WHY IM APOLOGISING IN ADVANC, BUT WHO THE HECK KNOWS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS SCREWED UP WORLD WHEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SPEND 24/7 BLOGSURFING AND HACKING INTO PEOPLE'S BLOGS.

I mean the situation is like this.

Guy A: "Hey, I don't like *insert race or government corporation*, so i'm going to bitch about how they make my life difficult!"

Meanwhile, in Section 114ACASKL of the GSDKP (Government So Damned Kay Poh) unit.

Guy who found Guy A's stuff, by using a hacking programme to bypass his password to the blog: "Sir, we've found someone breaking teh 1337 rulez!"

Sir: "WHAT! Another blogger not conforming to our societal rules! Take'em down boys."

Meanwhile...

Guy A: "What the heck, but its supposed to be personal! Anyways, its my personal experience in life, and its completely true, so how can you arrest me?"

Sir: "I don't have any reason, other than the fact your blog makes me unhappy. Die, bitch!"

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Yows. That was really stupid. Anyways.

Movie Review....Of....WALL.E

Wall E is an AMAZING MOVIE. Its so amazing, I'm incredibly angry for not being able to put the dot in the middle, and as such, am unable to fully reflect on the logo of the movie.

I never actually watched the movie, but I'm going to use my underdeveloped inferential skills to review the movie muahahah.

First thing we should consider, Jin Fu said that the movie was OK, considering that he watched it with a hot girl. EDIT: I'm sorry, I was wrong, Jin Fu CAN get hot girls. But that still means he would be concentrating on the hot girl and not on the movie! Imagine! By hearing the sound effects only, Jin Fu said the movie was par, and as such, imagine if he actually watched the thing!!!???!! The movie would be WOAHAWAOWAAH.

Fantastic stuff. Also, I just thought of another film that will SLAUGHTER THE MARKET. It will be called..."My robot girlfriend".

The film will feature a guy who realizes that his girlfriend is a actually a robot! This paves and bulldozes the way for hot guy on robot stuff. Obviously I'm talking about RECHARGABLE BATTERIES ON THE ROBOT.

Also, the romantic comedy will have random cries of "ROOOOOO-BY", the short form of robot, and "MOOOOOOO-MMMA", both phrases bearing significant references to "WALL-E" and "E-VA". Awesome. This will trigger the passive reducio ad absurdum area of the human celebral, prompting it to release 100000001 endorphins per second, 1 more than when watching hot guy on chair stuff. Obviously, I'm talking about sitting on the chair. Pants on.

If I or Steven Spielberg were to direct the movie, it would surely fail. However, throw it to Pixar or Disney, watch them come up with a painfully cliche storylined using the latest facial technology that hasnt improved since "The Incredibles" which took place a loooong time ago, and the audiences will flock to it, just like they flock to Surf's Up, Open Season, and The Chronicles Of TEH PWNAGE Crusaders, featuring Bruce Willis as Tom Cruises Father, Tom Cruise as Xin Yong's teacher, and Xin Yong as Jessica Alba's hot hot brother.

Oh no, I just gave away spoilers for the next overrated movie. Don't worry, all they have to do is to throw in a couple of swear phrases, like what they did in Hancock, and everyone will forget about how shitty the movie is.

Basically, Wall E rawks lololololo. The summary. From wikipedia.

Kirk Honeycutt of The Hollywood Reporter declared that WALL-E surpassed the achievements of Pixar's previous eight features (which put the bar like 10 cm from the floor), saying that the film had the "heart, soul, spirit and romance" of the best silent films "No doubt the WAAAAAALLLEEEEE contributed to the silence". He said that the filmmakers managed to tell a terrific story through visual and aural ideas which enabled the robotic characters to convey "a rainbow of emotions" (Like WALL E putting a bra on his face to get some cheap laughs). He said the visuals were arguably Pixar's best and praised the creation of a ruined Earth city and a human spaceship as "fantastically imaginative" (as imaginative as viewing the visuals from dunno how many years ago. Come on lah, can it match up to video games?). Honeycutt said the film's definitive stroke of brilliance was in using a mix of archive film footage and computer graphics to trigger WALL-E's romantic leanings (Romantic? Sorry, I didn't know that the definition of romantic was changed to a two robots holding each other's hands and taking time to take turns going "WALLLELEEEEE and "EEEEEEVAAAAAA"). He praised Burtt's sound design, saying "If there is such a thing as an aural sleight of hand, this is it" (WAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEE is a fantastic sound design to trigger all people to go "awwwww".). Honeycutt concluded by saying that despite the film's acknowledged nods to other works (2001: A Space Odyssey, and moments where robots "run riot" bringing to mind Monsters, Inc.), WALL-E could be Pixar's most original work to date. (WHAT? EVEN BETTER THAN TOY STORY? NO WAY.)

And so, ends my incredibly stupid review. I hope no one is offended, and if you are, have a cookie. *points to the virus sites where you can get cookies from*. Haha, so funnny, I hate myself.